February 2012
harryspussycat:
Harry is only allowed to leave the band if he becomes a professorial porn star instead.
Watchchaikneeboy:
i’m dying. i’m literally dying.
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
girls on facebook referring to their crushes: if today was a fairytale youd be my prince xoxoxoox love you :) youre so perfect text me more i lovee youuuuu
me: this is gay feelings are gay
