- Emily: *looks at her yearbook picture and turns to me*
- Emily: Just saw my yearbook picture
- Me:
- Emily:
- Me:
- Emily: Wanted to cry.
- Me: *Laughs hysterically, rips shirt off, runs down the hallway and flies off into the sun*
So I was at the mall with Emily today and this guy started awkwardly hitting on me and he was all
“Are you kickin’ it with someone?” And was like did he just say “kickin’ it”
But then I was like, “Yeah. I am kinda.”
And by that I meant that I had mentally been dating Harry Styles since December 2010/January 2011 and things were pretty serious.
yolo
Mar 21st / Tagged: personal i regret nothing Harry Styles spring break 2012 bitches~ / 2 notes
I keep thinking about the silent conversation between me and Louis Tomlinson yesterday
He probably thinks I’m a creeper now
But that’s okay ‘cos I am.
Mar 8th / Tagged: personal HE IS SO PERFECT LIKE ugh louis tomlinson / 1 note
SO Emily and I have been calling in all week to our local radio station to win passes to a private One Direction concert/meet and greet
And I’ve been using
- my house phone
- my mom’s phone
- my brother’s phone
- my cellphone
- and my dad’s phone
And she’s been using like every phone in her grasp
Plus some of our friends have been calling for us too
AND we’ve been entering in online
And we still haven’t won
Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain is on
I’m crying
Feb 20th / Tagged: personal kevin hart / 7 notes
My fiance is having a concert like 30 minutes away and I can’t go see him because the tickets went on sale the week after Christmas and my parents wouldn’t buy them
I’ve never had a first world problem such as this
Feb 17th / Tagged: personal drake fuck just fuck / 3 notes
Too bad I’m telling you anyway
- heart shaped Krispy Kreme doughnuts
- giant heart made of Crayons
- balloons
- 2 boxes of chocolate
- a Twix bar
- homemade card
- a book
- a bag of delicious body wash and chocolate
- a necklace
- a heart shaped pizza from Papa Murphy’s that I demolished
I also got a shitload of homework from my teachers
but we’ll just forget about that
Feb 14th / Tagged: personal ngl i think I cleaned up / 0 notes
Shit I was supposed to be doing:
- Algebra problems
- memorizing a monologue and printing out a copy of it
- Spanish study guide
- biology study guide
- finishing art portfolio
What I actually did:
- cheered for Adele like I was actually at the Grammys
- TV: *Whitney Houston clip plays*
- Dad: That's a real singer.
- Me: So is Adele.
- Dad: She can't even...she can't-What is she like German?
- Me: She's from London.
- Dad: London. German. She's not from Tennessee.
- Me: Neither is Whitney Houston.
- Dad:
- Me:
- Dad:
- Me:
- Brother: *laughs hysterically*
ADELE’S PERFORMANCE
ALL THE AWARDS
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Feb 12th / Tagged: personal i really can't even adele omg / 3 notes
So today I found out that one of my friends told this junior that I think is really sexy that I thought that he was hot and apparently he looked me up on Facebook so now he knows my name and what I look like and we might start “talking”
But I don’t know if he’ll make a move or just know me as
“That Freshmen That Thinks I’m Hot”
I don’t know if I’m pissed at her or not
I’m in a glass case of emotion right now okay
Feb 10th / Tagged: ugh fuck why personal / 1 note
So today this guy I have a crush on didn’t have a bracelet that gets him out of class for random stuff all week, so he went around looking for something that looked like it so that he could get into the events
Well I just so happen to have a bracelet the same color green as the school ones so he told me that if I gave it to him, I could have his number and I could call him whenever I wanted to fuck
Needless to say I gave him my bracelet and now I have an excuse to talk to him
I’m going to need that bracelet back eventually…
And this other hot guy was with me at lunch and kept touching my arm
Ngl I liked it
Feb 1st / Tagged: personal today bro fucking today / 0 notes
